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5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say

What He Means When He Says “S’up”

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He’s handsome.  He’s homeless.  And you’re wondering if he’s into you.  Most likely he’s into your wallet or drugs but there’s the small chance that Cinderella, or Cinderfella, is romantically interested.  There are 5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say.  Here’s how to know when “S’up” means, ‘I want to suck your dick and buy you dinner.”

Here are 5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say

#1 When Your Homeless Twink Says “S’up” He Means “Are you interested?”

Jokes-ChuckRoy-com Homeless Twink S'UPHe Doesn’t Mean Supper.

Homeless Twinks vocabulary is like their financial situation, broken.

When a young man is trying to survive on the streets spending time on a second syllable is like spending money on education, its stoopid.  So, when your Homeless Twink says “S’up”, he likely means ‘hello’ and:

What “S’up” means:

  • Do you have drugs?
  • Do you have money?
  • Do you want to buy drugs?
  • Do you want to buy me drugs?
  • Do you want to give me drugs for sex?
  • If you give me drugs you can suck my dick.
  • If you pay me for enough drugs I will suck your dick.
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The skill is to avoid ANY of these situations.  To enjoy romance with a Homeless Twink you need a guy on his way up. Speaking of upward movement, “What’s up?”

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Two syllables, three words and a contraction of mutual attraction?  Here’s what he really wants to say:

  • Seriously, do you have drugs?
  • Money, drugs?
  • What the fuck do you want?

You want romance.  He’s a street bro.

#3 “Huh?”

This reaction to your romantic proposal can send your heart pounding faster than a good top on a tight bottom.  Butt here’s what’s most likely being communicated:

  • I have a date with drugs.
  • My girlfriend’s mother’s boyfriend sucks my dick.
  • Does this mean there’s no money or drugs?

NOTE: If ‘huh?’ is communicated during sex then it means ‘I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably do it.’  For many Homeless Twinks doing anything but nothing is romantic.

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Homeless Twink Clinton Intern - gay jokes - Bill Clinton - cigarAre you texting with a Homeless Twink?  Does his phone work?  Is he paying for the service or the government?  If he’s paying, texting and laughing he’s a…well, not a keeper, but probally a hot fucking weekend!

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#5 Taco Bell?

Jokes-ChuckRoy-com Homeless Twink Taco BellThe most romantic restaurant for a dollar.  He’s asking you to dinner.  Grab two packets of hot sauce and start singing T’aint Misbehavin’.  Enjoy your evening, try the veal!

5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say - Jokes.ChuckRoy.comWhere can you get more Homeless Twink jokes?

Chuck Roy’s Dirty #XXXmas Comedy Show is the home of Homeless Twink Jokes.  Join us for this annual event!  The next #XXXmas is November 25th, 2016 8pm at the historic Oriental Theater in Denver!  Join Chuck , Denver’s stand-up comedy performing Bear, for this very funny, very dirty comedy show.  Click here to learn more.

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