What He Means When He Says “S’up”
He’s handsome. He’s homeless. And you’re wondering if he’s into you. Most likely he’s into your wallet or drugs but there’s the small chance that Cinderella, or Cinderfella, is romantically interested. There are 5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say. Here’s how to know when “S’up” means, ‘I want to suck your dick and buy you dinner.”
Here are 5 Romantic Things Homeless Twinks Say
#1 When Your Homeless Twink Says “S’up” He Means “Are you interested?”
He Doesn’t Mean Supper.
Homeless Twinks vocabulary is like their financial situation, broken.
When a young man is trying to survive on the streets spending time on a second syllable is like spending money on education, its stoopid. So, when your Homeless Twink says “S’up”, he likely means ‘hello’ and:
What “S’up” means:
- Do you have drugs?
- Do you have money?
- Do you want to buy drugs?
- Do you want to buy me drugs?
- Do you want to give me drugs for sex?
- If you give me drugs you can suck my dick.
- If you pay me for enough drugs I will suck your dick.
The skill is to avoid ANY of these situations. To enjoy romance with a Homeless Twink you need a guy on his way up. Speaking of upward movement, “What’s up?”
Two syllables, three words and a contraction of mutual attraction? Here’s what he really wants to say:
- Seriously, do you have drugs?
- Money, drugs?
- What the fuck do you want?
You want romance. He’s a street bro.
This reaction to your romantic proposal can send your heart pounding faster than a good top on a tight bottom. Butt here’s what’s most likely being communicated:
- I have a date with drugs.
- My girlfriend’s mother’s boyfriend sucks my dick.
- Does this mean there’s no money or drugs?
NOTE: If ‘huh?’ is communicated during sex then it means ‘I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably do it.’ For many Homeless Twinks doing anything but nothing is romantic.
Are you texting with a Homeless Twink? Does his phone work? Is he paying for the service or the government? If he’s paying, texting and laughing he’s a…well, not a keeper, but probally a hot fucking weekend!
#5 Taco Bell?
The most romantic restaurant for a dollar. He’s asking you to dinner. Grab two packets of hot sauce and start singing T’aint Misbehavin’. Enjoy your evening, try the veal!
Where can you get more Homeless Twink jokes?
Chuck Roy’s Dirty #XXXmas Comedy Show is the home of Homeless Twink Jokes. Join us for this annual event! The next #XXXmas is November 25th, 2016 8pm at the historic Oriental Theater in Denver! Join Chuck , Denver’s stand-up comedy performing Bear, for this very funny, very dirty comedy show. Click here to learn more.